ave-aria:

borl2008:

Yup

okay, storytime. At a group sleepover, there’s this girl, the most innocent thing you’ve ever met, k? She nods off on the couch early on in the night. As everyone’s getting ready to play cards, one of my friends lean back and hears her mumbling in her sleep.

My friend motions for everyone to be quiet. The girl snuggles her blanket, smiles, and in the sweetest voice, says, “Go on, Brandon. You can jump. It’s only 30 stories.”

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shaunhasttings:

shaunhasttings:

IM LAUGHING SO HARD IM WATCHING THE SHOW MALL COPS AND IT REALLY DRAMATICALLY GOES “BUT NOT EVERYONE IS HERE TO SHOP” AND ZOOMS IN TO AKATSUKI COSPLAYERS IM PEEING

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They are out there
We are not alone

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mahariela:

the people of rapture

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spookycourier7:

skyrimconfessionss:

"I have a side Argonian character who always keeps a child’s doll on her person.  I always say that she wants to adopt a child but thinks the Nord children would find her terrifying so she instead protects them from harm."
skyrimconfessionss.tumblr.com

this is so cute I could cry

spookycourier7:

skyrimconfessionss:

"I have a side Argonian character who always keeps a child’s doll on her person.  I always say that she wants to adopt a child but thinks the Nord children would find her terrifying so she instead protects them from harm."

skyrimconfessionss.tumblr.com

this is so cute I could cry

isfallout4outyet:

Day 681: Fallout 4 still isn’t out yet.

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thegeekyqueen:

IM CRYING

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tardisexuality:

do not trust people who get excited about halloween they may in fact be skeletons

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the holds of skyrim

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(Source: gurrenlagging)

  • Romantic sexual: Hot, single, & ready to mingle
  • Aromantic sexual: Cool, fresh, & ready to mesh
  • Romantic asexual: Warm, subtle, & ready to cuddle
  • Aromantic asexual: Already pretty comfortable
katiegeewhiz:

I REALLY LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS

katiegeewhiz:

I REALLY LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS

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