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Guys, the guy who plays Peter Pan in Disneyland and the girl who plays Wendy are married irl. This makes me really happy, like you have no idea.
EVERYONE GO TO KANYEWEST.COM
holy shit
oh my god
just realized the slap bass sample in megaman X is the same one as in the seinfeld theme song
don’t trust people who don’t get harry potter references
i did just the math and we only have between every human on earth enough intestines to get it approximately 1/4th of the way to the sun so my lasso idea to pull us into it is a bust (for now)
(Source: orbitingghosts)
Cosmo tip: When he inserts, whisper “Swiggity swag it’s in the vag”
MY GRANDMA READ THIS OVER MY SHOULDER AND NOW SHES HYPERVENTILATING
Swiggity sweeling she must know the feeling
why cant i touch ppl through the internet
I feel you
did you just
people complain about auto correct but it’s helpful 99% of the titties
this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like “oh my god dont get offended or anything but are you GAAAAAAAAAAY?!” and i was like yeah and then she was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND GO SHOPPING” and i was like “dont get offended or anything but are you ASIAN?!” and she was like “omg yeah im filipino” and i was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO MAKE SPRING ROLLS AT YOUR HOUSE SOME TIME” and she never talked to me again
i’m forever stuck between wanting to discover loads of new music and wanting to listen to the same 4 albums over and over again
(Source: jennehbear)
